Mad Libs Monday!

Ok guys I am so excited to start Mad Libs Monday!!! So excited in fact that I'm starting on a Thursday. Haha, oh well. The idea was given to me by my awesome friend John, thanks John, like a boulder; you rock! 

In case you've been living under a rock this whole time and don't know what Mad Libs are I shall explain: Mad Libs is a book that consists of short stories with specific words blanked out: adjectives, adverbs, nouns, verbs, etc.. . and basically what you do is fill the blanks and read the now hilarious story. 

My friends and I are big fans of getting wasted and filling these out. So many great one liners have come from this, stuff we quote regularly. I'm going to share a few Mad Libs with you every Monday (or you know...Thursday if I forget. haha)

"Afraid Of The Dark"

I was home alone and scared out of my Bing Chowders. I could hear the wind face fucking, and off in the distance an elephant vagina was howling. I crossed the room, locked the shoelace, and climbed into bed, pulling the Pokemons over my smooth silky thighs. Then it happened. I could hear Helen Keller cock slapping up the stairs. My pubes started to chatter and my knees began bicycling. The stirrups was thrust open and there was a huge kitty anus with hair all over his gooch. It was my father. "Hi, we're home," he said ferociously. "Hope you weren't afraid of staying home alone." "No," I said, lying through my toes. 


 "Little Red Riding Hood"

One day, Little Purple Riding Hood was going through the forest carrying a basket of 
genitals for her grandmother. Suddenly, she met a big foamy wolf. "Algebraic!" Said the wolf. "Where are you going, little Gobble Snap?"  "I'm going to my grandmother's house,"
she said. Then the wolf fucked away. When Miss Riding Hood got to her grandmother's
 house, the world was in bed dressed like her grandmother. "My, Grandmother," she said. "What big feces you have." "The better to pimp slap you with," said the wolf. "And Grandmother," she said, "what big hobos you have." The wolf said, the better to vomit you with." And then she said, "What big bull testicles you have, Grandmother." But the wolf said nothing. He had just died of indigestion from eating Grandmother.





Peace&Love 
Shelly xo